also this is how i’ve been spending my time
humanstuck sims
john lit himself on fire and the extinguisher shit stayed after dave put him out and then tried to kiss him
nepeta makes the weirdest faces
bro started playing with the sprinkler so i had to put a stop to that
roxy has a personal vendetta against mailboxes
terezi wants to eat sollux who curiously looks a bit like hussie???
and john has a soul patch
i imagine dave would dislike body hair
like basically if it wasn’t on his head or his crotch he’d hate it
and it if wasn’t on someone else’s head he’d hate it
i also imagine his hair would be way too light for facial hair and he’d end up looking like a monkey
i imagine john having a beard
not like full-out crazy shit
but more like something
small? is that the word?
so if dave and john watched horror movies together
john would not try to hide the fact that he’d get scared shitless
but dave
does everything
he’ll jump
and like bury his face in john’s neck because he’s so scared
“haha, dude, you’re totally scared!”
“nope”
and then dave won’t be able to get to sleep later so john just cuddles him in bed
by the way i imagine john would be huge on cuddles
i feel like the ending’s terrible in fact i think most of it is terrible
but i figure if i don’t post it now i’ll keep pushing it off
so it’s now or never!!!!
but yeah here it is and i hope you enjoy
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Perhaps it might be the way he moves so incredibly gracefully. As if every step was planned, every hand motion, every head tilt thought out carefully. Almost like if they were to be interrupted, life’s purpose would end or perchance never be discovered.
And you’ve seen the gestures interrupted, a hand frozen awkwardly when both of you reach out for the same thing or when he leans into the couch and stretches his arm over the back but oh wait John’s head is there. You smile, admiring how thrown off he is in that initial moment of wondering what happened (he still has his usual blank expression, never letting go of his cool), to which the same reply can always be expected: “The fuck you laughing at, Egbert?” and that only makes you actually laugh.
You know it’s got to be something.
i used to have a list of all my davejohn headcanons just because
but
i lost them
and i only remember a few
but because it’s 11.16 and i feel like talking about some of them i am
deal wwith it
because tumblr will resize
1 2
opps i accidentally the homestuck
i wanted to draw the duttle in the second one but i don’t know if that’s right but that’s a duttle chilling in the centre
and i really like drawing god tier hoods because they drape so well
but rose is just terrible
and don’t mind my scrawling on the first one
i did that immediately after i saw eoa5 so everything was still processing and wow no idea why i said half of it
but i actually kind of like some of these and i’ll just stop rambling now