My Lonely Socks.

triggerfingerfeelinfrisky:

Let’s get down to business,

To defeat Jack Noir.

Did they send me Betas

When I asked for Alphas?

You’re the saddest session

I ever met

But you can bet

Before we’re through,

Hussie will make a homestuck

out of you.

Tranquil as Lowas

But gears and fire within.

Once you find the tumor

You are sure to lose.

You’re a hornless, pale

numbnuts lot

And you haven’t got a clue.

Somehow, I’ll make a homestuck

Out of you.

I’m never gonna get my manbeast.

Say good-bye to those whom I killed.

Bro, was I a fool for killing that crow.

Jack Noir just stabbed me in the chest.

Hope my robots don’t explode on me.

Now I really wish I knew where those pumpkins went. 

(Be a troll)

We must be swift

As a sea serpent.

(Be a troll)

With all the force

Of the great green sun

(Be a troll)

With all the strength

Of a raging spider.

(Be A Troll)

Mysterious as those voices of our doom.

Time is racing toward us

Til’ the scratch arrives

Heed my every order, fuckass.

And you might survive.

You’re unsuited for

The rage of Sburb.

So shut down, go sleep, you’re dead.

How could I make a Homestuck

Out of you?

(Be a troll)

We must be swift

As a sea serpent.

(Be a troll)

With all the force

Of the great green sun

(Be a troll)

With all the strength

Of a raging spider.

Mysterious as those voices of our doom.

(Be a troll)

We must be swift

As a sea serpent.

(Be a troll)

With all the force

Of the great green sun

(Be a troll)

With all the strength

Of a raging spider.

Mysterious as those voices of our doom.

oh my god