January 2012
also the cast of the show was talking about having a cast party but they didn’t want it right after the show since everyone would be exhausted so they wanted to do it over break i was terrified they’d do it tonight and have it be a new year thing too
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please no one say happy new year to me
Even with Jane coming back
thebardofrage:
Prospit probably wont win. After all things look pretty
hopeless
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Reblog with your computer/laptop's name
gaamariou:
todiedreaming:
deliciouskaek:
sinsario:
princeichi:
lunasumerin:
kitsaria:
disruptedoriginal:
Flynn.
Arcee
Adelaide
Delilah
God thinks.
Element Kae
Optimus Prime.
Ryu.
Gilliam
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askkawaiianimedave:
that is a ridiculous question and you should be ashamed of yourself
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Me: So you know Axel's more or less a vegetarian? The only meat he apparently eats is chicken nuggets or something.
Amber: And Dave Strider. He's pretty much a carnivore, if you know what I mean. ;)
how do i fulfill squish
piratenkoenigin:
if john does anything that upsets dave (ie denying him food or hugs or telling him no dave i don’t have time for your shenanigans right now) dave will start singing “nobody knows the trouble i’ve seen” loudly and obnoxiously
best headcanon
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wow i just looked at what other people said on that post hi other person you don’t know me but we can do windy things together~~~~~~~~~
babbysbreath:
man yknow, whenever i read in fanfiction that dave has a texan accent, i get a lil’ miffy cause IM from texas and stuff, and i dont have a texan accent
so i dont see dave having one, like at all
i mean hes lived in the city of houston his entire life and i know people from there AND THEY DONT HAVE ACCENTS!
i live in the hillcountry and i know like 3 people with accents so it...
December 2011
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holy shit what happened to the homestuck tags while i was gone and why am i laughing so hard
my signless necklace came in the mail and amber made me a shirt with the hero of breath symbol on it i feel like true homestuck
something’s going on with my internet not sure when it’ll be fixed
piratenkoenigin:
wow i just need someone i can talk to about john and dave like all day and all the time who won’t get annoyed or tired of it because i don’t think i’m going to stop anytime soon
me
gunkind:
i want davejohn for christmas than k you santa„
like for the sake of argument let’s just say sburb is a legit thing okay i’d actually like to be a hero of time??? but i’m not sure since it seems like more trouble than it’s worth hero of breath seems really cool too but eh whatever
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so there’s this really elaborate god tier quiz thing right assuming i’m doing it correctly i’m the knight of time
‘pack of penises’ is now my new favourite phrase
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i keep forgetting that using they/them/their singularly doesn’t always read as being singular to other people
someone help me find this anon
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“I feel like Cobalt and I are related.”
– Amber
through zex i will liveblog my spore penises
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
“oh look davejohn fic i haven’t read before this should be interes -“ tag: suicide or tag: cybersex lol nope
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How HIGH do you HAVE TO BE
holdshiftforfocusedmovement:
Why make fun shipping GIFs out of the recent update when you can have pictures of Nick Cage questioning the status of your genitalia?
it’s actually not that high-pitched axel
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welp amber and i just heard axel’s voice that’s not creepy at all
isn’t it general consensus that hussie is axel’s dad or am i thinking of someone else
Amber: I wonder how many people are sexually attracted to Hussie just because of Homestuck.
Me: Probably a lot.
Amber: Cobalt.
Me: Isn't Hussie his father?
Amber: Cobalt. I never ruled out incest.
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Me: You know billet means ticket?
Amber: You know trolley means cart?
Me: You know fuckass means fuckass?
Amber: You know fuckass means Cobalt?
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welp i just saved the url 2piiderpenii2
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thebardofrage a réagi à votre billet : basically if you ship davejohn i’m going to follow…
i ship it. hard. you already follow me but eh. good ship, best slash
basically if you ship davejohn i’m going to follow you at some point
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wow i seriously cannot look at kh characters without thinking of khtumblr people like i couldn’t before but now it’s seriously bad
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FACT: Asexuals are made out of LEGO bricks.
yep
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VISA GIFT CARD AW YEAH SIGNLESS NECKLACE YOU ARE MINE
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askthedaveofguy:
holy shit 200 followers
man thats a lot
thanks for following and everything
this bitch here got to be the 200th follower
so if you see this you can have a special request or somethin
ill turn the ask box on for you
anyways for the news
john went home so well answer those next time i see him
karkat and i wont see each other til after break but dont worry well answer...
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Dear Homestuck Fandom,
commanderkarkat:
mageofd00m:
1hellofa4head:
jakessnakepit:
I love you to death and especially every single person I’ve met in this fandom, (shoutouts to the Apartment, Downeaststuck, and AACstuck)
but please, I am BEGGING you
Do NOT start throwing buckets at Karkat cosplayers at cons.
Yes, this moment was absolutely beautiful and hilarious.
But I PROMISE YOU. No Karkat cosplayer will...
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so the show was yesterday before people started arriving i said “as if” to someone and it felt so familiar but i couldn’t place it i knew i’d heard a character say it like a catchphrase before but i couldn’t remember which character and it felt like more than just remembering hearing it it really resonated i just remembered it was xigbar